I hate computers!!

For some reason, I can no longer access my wireless network. Doesn't matter what I try, or how many toes I stand on -- it refuses to work. This means I can't compute from my couch while watching television and knitting. This means I am bound to a machine that doesn't move with me. This means that I am very, very upset and confused. Why doesn't the internet like me anymore? Why doesn't my wireless router work? Why is life so cruel? Why????????? It worked fine on Tuesday. CenturyTel did some updates and now the internet is broken. Maybe, its CenturyTel I dislike so fervently. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Somebody help me!!